chinese food is more important than 95% of the things in my life
freshman advice: just dont show up
According to my mother it’s “rude and ignorant” to be uncomfortable around babies.
Babies are rude and ignorant.
dont fuck babies
i’m with you 'till the end of the line.
if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head
A man after a successful heart transplant, holding his old, diseased heart