is u good?

hmu if u like pizza and lame jokes.

methlabrador:

hotbabysitter:

What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently.

fuck kind of bus do you ride

moonflowerlights:

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex

caelhammer:

what if i was cool

oh wait

i am

stylelikeejcalder:

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans 

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

this is actually frightening. 

roughrimjob:

beggin for the d like

honeybeeprofessor:

GOOD MORNING, YOU CAMPERS.

gamsee:

getting friskey tonight…..

cockringtoss:

don’t fail me now mr. president

nagittokomaeda:

i dont actually have a personality ive just sucked up the personalities of all my favorite characters from when i was about 6 up until now 

kirkery:

This is a 100% serious blog. No shenanigans, no funny business.