Found this gem in the MX (train newspaper in Melbourne)
first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit
this movie is fucking art
whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HALLOWEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crying.
a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it
c) Why would you do this
d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop
sign me right the fuck up
alright, put the money in the bag….
PUT IT IN
umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir
ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY