What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently.
fuck kind of bus do you ride
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
this is actually frightening.
i dont actually have a personality ive just sucked up the personalities of all my favorite characters from when i was about 6 up until now